CLARE BATTEN

Social Media Executive

"Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow."

BRANDS MANAGED

Bargains Rock

CLARE'S PROFILE

Clare joined the team in November 2016 and was well and truly thrown in at the deep end. Taking over the day to day running one of our largest brands, The Parenting Feed with no previous affiliate experience. In true Clare style, she took to it like a duck to water and can now be found sharing her experience with the rest of the team, supporting other brands and most recently taking responsibility for a substantial chunk of the business admin. You will never meet anyone who LOVES to organise as much as Clare especially if she is allowed to colour code it!

I live with my husband and two crazy little girls who are on the go 24/7.

I have a very strange disability that no one (including me) understands- Periodic Paralysis. Pretty much as it sounds, I can go paralysed for periods of time, usually to the entertainment of my friends and family who take the opportunity to throw things at me when I can’t move out the way!

In another life I would be: Ideally a millionaire nurse, flitting betweens seasons, skiing and sailing and helping people on the way!

Tea or coffee: Anything and everything as long as it has a caffeine content!

Dream holiday: Hot- Sailing in the Caribbean Cold-  Skiing in Vail

Item I can’t live without:  The Apple Watch that my Husband hasn’t bought me yet *hint hint*

In my Oscar’s acceptance speech I would thank: My Parents (cliche, I know) for holding me up through everything, my husband for talking to be before I have had my morning coffee and Laura Middleton (but don’t tell her) for a life changing opportunity! I’m making myself want to puke here…

My hidden talent is: I am pretty creative, I love to make things and upcycle, usually unwanted crap into a different type of unwanted crap.

Cats or dogs? Fish! Sooooo much easier and I can flush them down the loo when I inevitably kill them.

The last thing I did that pushed me out of my comfort zone: Using a public toilet for a number 2! (You asked…)

My guilty pleasure is: Having half an hour of peace so I can chop sticks outside with my circular saw and Axe! For some reason this relaxes me!!

If I had a superpower it would be:  To be able to eat all food without getting fat!

I’m known in the office for….. Apparently eating healthy… clearly they don’t see my daily afternoon gorge.

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